Debunking the "seven unofficial rules of blogging"

Yay!! I finally got the seven unofficial rules of blogging so now I can blog again... and no it's not because I couldn't bear the thought of accidentally breaking one of the rules, in fact it's the opposite. I definately couldn't bear the thought of blogging and not breaking one of the rules. in fact I couldn't bear it so much that I was compelled to read the article and now am compelled to break all seven rules in one post so I can make up for past sins. So here's the list, interjected with what the writers intended the more obscure ones to mean, after which I will commence to talk about the awesomest movie that's been made in a long time and break all seven rules.

1: Self-censor or face the consequences
-basically means that everyone can read your blog (even your mother) so don't write things you might not want them to read and don't give out too much personal info.
2: Know why you blog
3: Spell-check
-this one's just funny
4: Don't flame another blogger
5: Be considerate
-say nice things about other people/readers
6: Be accurate
-don't lie
7: Be yourself
-write about how you feel

so pretty much the awesome movie that I watched was pans labyrinth which is a pretty awesome movie that you need to watch, and if you havent watched it then you actually really suck and should go home and crawl under your bed and cry until youv watched it even if that means calling someone and getting them to go get your tv from the next room and watching it under your bed because you cant bare the shame of not being under your bed and huddling and crying because you havent yet watched the freakin movie and i'm actually not kidding and being as i know many of you havnt even ever watched it yet then im going to have to say you really suck, including fellow bloggers thomas and heather. basically the movie is about a number of small furry mice that need to find their way out of a cardboard maze that a phsychotic little girl named pan made to torture them and in the end they all die end of story... i have no feelings whatsoever about this movie and therefore i cannot say anything about how i feel about this movie. in other news it's important that you all brush your teeth fror proper dental hygein stuff. my name is Will Davies, I am 5' 7.5", I have brown hair, my mothers maiden name is Dougans, and my email address is willstheone@hotmail.com.
p.s. Stop leaving stupid comments on my blog Alpha; you suck as well

pipe smoking professor

seven rules

So pretty much I was at missions fest the other week and that was cool but also pretty much I picked up a magazine at missions fest that had this article about blogging. suffice to say the article was pretty lame and it had a list of the "unspoken rules" of blogging. anyways I was going to write this sweet blog that debunked all these rules because `blogging is about freedom of speech` and stuff like that... but i don't have the magazine... and i forgot the rules... so that sucks
pipe smoking professor